I met a girl :D

so i was chatting with some serious babes on WOW when i checkd my gmail. I had a new message from adult friend finder. It was a girl named Jason, she was beautiful... surprisingly she looked exactly like my elf druid. I decided to send her a message. It read "hey babe you got some teh-pwn ears. want to powerlevel of characters tonight?" she replied yes and we did, it was amazing. we talked about all types of things, from gay norweign porn, to shoving 2L coke bottle's into our asses.

After our chat i friended her on myspace... he name seemed strongly masculine. But Jason is apparently German. She didnt have a profile pic but i still think im falling for her. I really want to go out with her


First Date.
So we have decided to meet for a date. After a few nights of questing and raiding together we thought it would be fun to meet in real life. Tonight were going to meet at the mall and im going to take her to the food court for some panda express. I know i know not very manly but you know im not that rich. The midget porn business doesn't give to much money, but it does scare you for life. Ok guys ill write back later and tell you how it goes... btw im wearing my new playboy cologne!



the aftermath
Well I just got back from my first date. It really didnt turn out that well. She was a short Asian women who worked in china town selling fake bags. All of her pictures were from google images. We went to panda express and she told me a bit about herself. When she wasnt working in China town or on the streets getting a little extra cash, she was a gold maker for a website that sells gold for wow. I was pretty disappointed she lied and should have noticed from her horrible grammar. Her name wasn't Jason, she used that as a cover up to her real name... Yo Ching Me-Ling
I knew I shouldn't have trusted Adult Friend Finder, and hopefully next time I will meet a cool girl, and hopefully not get raped

Love,
Teamfoot

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