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Hey guys,
I recently took a survey. Let's examine that, shall we? It was a random question generator that an EXTREMELY flamboyant man on MySpace asked me to take. I decided, as drunk and high and stupid as I was, that I would make this homophobe as angry as possible. These are my answers:
Where were you 3 hours ago?
Time is gay.
Who are you in love with?
Feelings are gay.
Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Eating crayons are for kids and gay hobos.
Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
Pink is gay.
When was the last time you went to the mall?
Malls are full of gay people.
Are you wearing socks right now?
Socks are gay.
Do you have more than $2000 in the bank?
Money is for gay people to buy clothes with.
When was the last time you drove?
Driving is for gay people to do on the way to their gay lover's house.
Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Movies are gay.
Are you hot?
Fuck yea.
I should note that he somehow friended me, and I have no fucking clue who he is.
Love,
Teamfoot
P.S. This blog is NOT gay.