today i wacked off...HARD!

Today was a great day. Not only did I just get my new Spiderman costume, but I also got a new addition from Hustler called Spidey sex..yes I know the hottest thing in the world..a collection of images of Peter Parker's dick going inside some ginger bitches TWAT! Also I just recently found out that my penis now fits into my box of finger condoms. After i figured that out I whacked off with a bottle of vaseline with my asian sized penis for about 3 hours..in my spidey suit. I sadly realized that i couldn't jizz, and began to wonder what the point of my life. its just not about masturbating to weird spiderman porn or trying to touch your little brother in his sleep. But yes the real point of life is to just go around cap niggas. A i recently just watched a rap video the general message that i got was that niggas who steal yo dope and ice yo members deserved to have a cap busted up the ass. I realized that joining a gang will be hard considering since im a jew with a nose bigger than the average male elephant cock. Anyways i must be going mommy says its role play night

Love,
Teamfoot

P.S. if you are a girl and reading this i want you to know that i am single and always ready to spidey fuck all of you dirty bitches!