Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Possible Noobie!

Hey guys, it's Mikey again. As you can see, me and Jack have been pretty uptight (like his mom) about this whole "Who's Better?" debate. Well, to douse the bush fire by jizzing on it, I have decided to interview a possible new candidate, Edward James the third. He aced my one-question exam, asking him to answer his own question. He asked himself, "What do you like most in a woman?" And responded by saying "My dick". I was rolling on the floor with tears streaming down my face, trying to gain control and not touch any previously used heroin needles. Now, I just need Jack's approval.
Love, Teamfoot: Feeding your foot fetish; but not really.

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