Mikey, your mom sucks like a vacuum and blows like a fan

Hey guys,
First of all, joint smoking = not cool. Bob Marley smoking a joint = awesome. A joint doing it's self= crazy awesome. Find me a picture of that and I'll rew- Well, no promises, because we've run out of money. Please read and subscibe! I'll kiss your feat!
Anyway, I gave this Edward a call, and was highly impressed with his (cough) language choice. I think it's ok to hire him. Maybe we could pay him, if this whole adsense thing pulls through like a newborn. And not one that gets stuck, either. However, that is the point we are stuck at.
Let's hope we don't have cold feet on this ad position!
Love, Teamfoot.