New Chat Room!

Hey guys,
I had some extra time today, so I thought I'd hit the chat rooms again. You know how thistle (spell check rocks fat wang) play out. (BTW, Tom, that story was inopropro, completely uncalled for, and completely hilarious.) Lets get to it, shall we?
LC55: Hi
Amanda1995(thats my name): Hi
LC55: asl?
Amanda1995: 14, f, CO (This is getting good)
Amanda1995: u?
LC55: 34, m, ky
Amanda1995: o, ur older
LC55: is that ok?
Amanda1995: my mom says im not supposed to...
LC55: it can be our secret
Amanda1995: r u sure she won't find out?
LC55: absolutely, babe (This guy is a dickhole). what do u look like? pics?
Amanda1995: im kinda short, have long black hair, and green eyes.
LC55: sounds pretty :D have u ever been with a boy before?
Amanda1995: like with him how?
LC55: like kissing or hugging or touching etc.
Amanda1995: well ive kissed a boy before (this is FAKE, FYI)
LC55: Would u let me touch u?
Amanda1995: where?
LC55: all of u baby
Amanda1995: o... ive never done anything like that before.
LC55: have u seen a mans dick (He asked that... I've went through a lot of people to find one like this :D )
Amanda1995: no
LC55: do u want to?
Amanda1995: i dont know, is it gross?
LC55: not gross at all, itl make u feel real good.
Amanda1995: u sure?
LC55: if i was there right now, what would u do to me?
Amanda1995: i dunno, i might kiss u if u were cute :D
LC55: want to no what id to to u?
Amanda1995: wood i like it?
LC55: youd love it
Amanda1995: uh ok
LC55: id slide my dick in ur pussy and then play with ur titties wile i fucked u slow.
Amanda1995: what?
LC55: do u no what a blowjob is?
Amanda1995: thats where u kiss their penis, right?
LC55: its where u take the penis and lick and suck it. would u do that to me?
Amanda1995: thats gross. you want me to suck your dick?
LC55: yeah, baby!
Amanda1995: Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Protection Agency. Please wait while the mem ref code '853923' is entered into the database.
Amanda1995: Notice to chatter: The FBI has logged a transcript of this conversation, along with the IP address of the user due to possible violation of US law. If you think this session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office and quote ref number '853923'. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.
Amanda1995: NOTICE: If you think this session was logged in error, contact your local FBI branch office or state your reasoning to the agent monitoring this chat. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will have your IP address permanently filed in the FBI criminal database, and will result in legal action.
LC55: what? oh please dont, i was kidding!
Amanda1995: I'm afraid solicitation of a minor is a serious offence, and I can do nothing.
LC55: when my wife finds out, shell kill me. she had it coming!
Amanda1995: Is there anything else you'd like to say now that you're a registered pedophile?
***LC55 has logged off the server***
Amanda1995: EPIC WIN, FAGBAG!
Love,
Teamfoot
Smoke weed everyday!