Monday, April 27, 2009

Hello Everyone :D

My name is tom. 
i have a bit of a story behind me, It all started one late night were i was sitting alone playing warcraft....AGAIN. I decided to shed off my clothes and facebook my old stoner buddies. Couldnt find them : / . I jumped in the shower were i can make it rain, and also fog up the glass and write "HI" My mother was out side trying to make some extra money on the corner but got tired and came in. I had stepped out and were trimming my pubes when she walked in the bathroom and decided it would be smart to give my oral (so i could get the ones i missed)
At the moment my neighbor saw my mother do some pretty volgure things to my shlong. He called the police.
They arrived about 5 mins later (great response time!) and arrested my mother on several accounts of old warrents.
This is who i am and i love it

I eat, I sleep, I play WOW

10 comments:

  1. also i am 6' 3" and have fair hair,
    i graduated from ITT tech. in 1997
    I am now learning to hack comps.
    My teacher in your eyes is a nerd but from mine, hes then next Hitler
    Please Comment!

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  2. This is great! I'm subscribing.

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  3. Whats ur WOW name? Ill frend u. We'll p3wn some n00bs 2g3th3r. Im Dresen, a level 57 fire-spell elf. Ill meet u in ice castle, near the weapons bank.

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  4. im a 80 dwarf driud im a beast, your a N00B icle.

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  5. thatz not funny im unsubscibing
    l0s3r

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  6. ur gonna pay cause while i was writing, my elf was killed, m0th3rfuck3r

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  7. LOSER ps tom is such a winner

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  8. that dresden dude should get a life

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  9. thanks whoever said that :D
    well im about to go do some serious leveling...
    i might write another post though!

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