Chat Shit.

Some good chat shit.
Mikey: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
Mikey: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
Mikey: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
Mikey: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
Mikey: You water your tomato patch.
Mikey: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Mikey: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
Mikey: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Mikey: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Mikey: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
Mikey: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Mikey: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.
Mikey: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and I'm spent.
Love,
Teamfoot
Vegetables are hot.