My New Sweetheart

Hey guys, Spencer here.
I recently got married to a new girl. I don't know her name because when I asked her she said "nomnomnonmnonmnomnyougotMcDonalds?????"
When I asked her if she wanted to suck my pork roll, if you get what I mean, she said "mmmmmmmm BACON" and swallowed my left nut.

After the wedding, we spent our honeymoon in the bathroom stall of McDonald's. We were going to have sex, but she broke the toilet and then we got sued and had to leave. I'll report back later with more stories.

Love,
Teamfoot

Doing fat chicks since 1969