Hey guys, Mikey here.
Just saw that EVERYONE ELSE posted on the blog, leaving me. So I decided I would post. And here we are. Let me tell you two (2) things today. One thing: every time someone says LOL, a 6 year old's 3 day old kitten falls into a spinning blender, and then the kid gets punished with a crash of a beer bottle to the head. Second, if I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions the third month after conception, so they were 1/3 of a baby. I would put them all in a jar with preservation liquid, then put them on shelves in a solitary room. I would do that until the whole room was covered with fetus jars. Then, I would have a kid, and when he was being an asshole, I would put him in the room and lock the door to show him how easily I could've aborted his ass.
Love,
Teamfoot
By reading this blog, no one would abort you!
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