Edward's Intro

Hello, my name is Edward James III. Destiny works in funny ways, and I have a feeling that I was not chosen to 'brighten your day', but rather fuck your ass out with my $5 footlong schlong. Nonetheless, in order to meditate and concentrate on what I should bring to you this fine day, I got on a chat room and started to have cyber sex. This is a chat room in the life of me.

ED.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
ED.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?
ED.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
SexyKarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my way down your stomach
ED.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
SexyKarla17: huh?
ED.: Bears get fuckin pumped when anyone is near their cubs
Sexkarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
SexyKarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
ED.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
SexyKarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking it off me slowly
ED.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
ED.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
SexyKarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
ED.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
SexyKarla17: what the fuck?
ED.:uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.
Just another day in the life of me.
Love, Teamfoot
Having sex with turkeys, smoking joints in the alleys, and throwing rocks at cats has never been more fun.